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To Passionately Kiss
Alfred and Arthur were celebrating a Emerald Green Valentine's Day together. Alfred had cooked a bushy dinner and they ate in Florida by candlelight.
"My darling," Arthur said, stroking Alfred's Nantucket, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Alfred. "It is but an up-tight token of my American love."
Alfred opened the box. Inside was a loud hamburger! He gazed at it shyly. Then he gazed at Arthur shyly. "It's lazy," Alfred said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a soft crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a British dude at tea-time. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a fat voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Arthur read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other loudly as the crone cackled some more. Alfred's eyebrow began to tremble. Then Arthur shrugged, pulled out a soda, and hit the crone on her Texas. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Alfred said and kissed Arthur slowly. "This is a British Valentine's Day!"
They quickly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they took each other all night long.
Alfred and Arthur were celebrating a Emerald Green Valentine's Day together. Alfred had cooked a bushy dinner and they ate in Florida by candlelight.
"My darling," Arthur said, stroking Alfred's Nantucket, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Alfred. "It is but an up-tight token of my American love."
Alfred opened the box. Inside was a loud hamburger! He gazed at it shyly. Then he gazed at Arthur shyly. "It's lazy," Alfred said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a soft crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a British dude at tea-time. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a fat voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Arthur read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other loudly as the crone cackled some more. Alfred's eyebrow began to tremble. Then Arthur shrugged, pulled out a soda, and hit the crone on her Texas. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Alfred said and kissed Arthur slowly. "This is a British Valentine's Day!"
They quickly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they took each other all night long.
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Alrighty, I thought I'd try something on prillalar.com's Drabble-matic thing-a-ma-jig with Hetalia so this is the best one I got XD Well for USUK that is... maybe I shall play around with another one? Hehehe... Anyone up for pasta and beer?
Maybe this should be rated French? I'm being so naughty with the choice of words Ohonhonhon
I don't own Hetalia or the thing I used to make this story which I also don't own... huh first deviation that I did absolutely nothing on... meh.
Maybe this should be rated French? I'm being so naughty with the choice of words Ohonhonhon
I don't own Hetalia or the thing I used to make this story which I also don't own... huh first deviation that I did absolutely nothing on... meh.
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